One Was Square One Was a Pig

Today it snowed~

Gray skies up above
With the cold now settled in
First snow of winter

Quickly falling snow
From inside is nice to watch
Away from the cold

P-I-Z-Z-A
One was square one was a pig
Just making pizza

Sometimes he paces
And we chat by the bathroom
Life of an RA

Awkward encounters
They don't happen as often
But still they exist

My Hood is Too Big

Only two more weeks of real classes and then one week of finals. How did this semester go by so fast?...Anyway, I wrote so many shitty haiku today :)

Had a great night's rest
But alas, I woke up late
Almost missed first class

My hood is too big
It keeps falling in my face
Oh how annoying

We used to be close
And there is no going back
Though would I want to?

And it starts again
As if no one ever left
A life of its own

Korean t.v.
Why are you so addicting?
Countless hours spent

It was a fun night
But in the back of my mind
I think about you

Pelting Rain of Emotion

As the semester has gone by my motivation has died. Can I last these last few weeks?

4 hour car drive
Pelting rain of emotion
Interesting ride

Back where I belong
Will my motivation last?
3 weeks left of school

I want to see you
But I don't want to see you
Confusing I know

Melodramatic right? There is a reason why this blog has shitty haiku in the title....because these haiku are shitty. Haha.

Jesus Christ Twilight

So today is my last day of fall break. I don't know how this week went by so fast. But today I actually did stuff which was fun (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉ

The last day of break
Eating, chatting, and laughing
Seeing some old friends

Breaking Dawn part one
As if we need a part two
Jesus Christ Twilight

Forever Lazy (And Cheesecake)

What did I do today? Oh right nothing.

Where has the day gone?
Homework? Yeah that is funny
Forever lazy

Things I want to buy:
Pretty shoes and pretty clothes
Being poor, torture

Well at least I did make dinner tonight.

UPDATE 10:58pm

As the night wore on
I became motivated
And baked a cheesecake

Although I have these essays I really need to write, I opted instead to bake a cheesecake.

(It kinda looks like this:?)

Cats Are Pretty Cool

Today is Thanksgiving~

Too tired to think
All I wanna do is sleep
On Thanksgiving Day

Cat inside a cup
Just lookin at cat pictures
Cats are pretty cool

This haiku has nothing to do with my day really except I found these super cute cat pictures:

Like, Religiously?

Today I left my house. Yay!

Dinner with Dad's side
Liberal education
They still don't get it

So your classes are?
Positive Psychology?
Like, religiously?

I had the pleasure of explaining to my family what positive psychology was. They didn't really understand what it was or why I was taking it seeing as I was asked if it was part of my religion...(Seriously what kind of religion do they think I have?)

Lazy Baking Day

Since I'm on break my days are lazier than usual.

Lazy baking day
Really that is all I did
Though now I have bread

Yum banana bread
Can't stop eating, love eating
So fucking tasty

Days go by so fast
When you sleep for ten hours
Shit aint getting done

Why?

Seeing how I love to procrastinate and put my energy into unnecessary things, I've decided to start a blog where I share a haiku or two I wrote about my day.

I've never been good at sticking with things, so for me this blog is a personal challenge. Let the shitty haiku begin!

11/21/11

I did some laundry
And then I felt accomplished
So I got online

Shopping can be fun
But shit is so expensive
Someday I'll be rich

The Beginning

One cold winter night, while pretending to do homework, I was hit by inspiration. Inspiration to write a haiku. So I did. And I didn't stop. I produced shitty haiku after shitty haiku. Here are a few gems:

2/3/11

Bundy common lounge
Dimly lighted and worn out
No souls here tonight/Poor souls gather here

Hazards of Japan
Must you be so hazardous
I should really write

Red hat blue hat
Once not wearing any hat
Such a mystery

Hanley where are you?
Hanley I am really bored
Hanley where are you?

Princess from Pluto
Hey! Butterflies are alright
Dance the night away

2nd floor Bundy
Separate from all the rest
No one understands

Run roommate run fast!
Need to be in bed by 9
Up before the sun

Wah wah wah wah wah
I am an annoying leech
Wah wah wah wah wah

Half K you don't know
But sometimes called Croasian
Half K you don't know

Haiku and smoothies
Oh what a productive night
But no, not really

So many nicknames
And we might sometimes stalk you
Not creepy at all

My scoliosis
Twisting, curving hurtful spine
You are such a bitch

You who dyed your hair
Do you think you are special
Guess what though, you aren't

SO many haiku
Count them all but no you can't!
I need to stop now

Haiku of bordom
Words flowing like a current
Will this ever stop?

Laughing to herself
I'm a horrible person
But she is creepy

Freshmen girls are loud
Always screaming like the wind
Creepin on asians

Time to rest thine eyes
Never wanting to wake up
Sleep forever

Ching Chang Becky Lang
Munching on orange carrots
You are a poet

But when you look to that night sky
with the stars blinking goodbye
You only see the past

Oh what a shrill sound
My eardrums cannot withstand
Her annoying voice

Room filled with silence
Averted eyes all around
Lacking in interest

Pure gold right? Some have averted my attention to the fact that these aren't "technically" haiku. But does it look like I give a fuck? No, no it doesn't.